Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Doctor Visit: 14: A Haiku

We... are... still... waiting...
I... must... not... be... impatient...
Please... ring... telephone


Doctor says Stef's weight gain has normalized (she's actually lost a bit of weight), and there are a couple of other indications that she's nearing the end. Like, jeez, ya think? Maybe one of those indications is that the Monster's due date is FRIDAY - JUST TWO DAYS AWAY?!? Or that my wife is as big as a house and massively, ridiculously pregnant?!?

I could totally be an OB/GYN.

2 comments:

Fran said...

That's a very good sign!! The day Hunter was born, I just happened to step on the scale that morning, and realized I had lost a few pounds. As soon as I stepped off the scale, my water broke! You guys had better call us as soon as you can when it all starts!! =)

stefaniedhowell said...

Don't worry, our entire phone book and Koos's cell phone charger are going into the hospital bag. :)