Monster's First: Movie

Dear Monster,

Well, I guess you "saw" Spider-Man 3 today. It was okay, I guess. It probably would have been better as two separate movies, and it moved much too fast for your mother to really enjoy. Trust me when I say that you will see much, much worse movies even before you're born, but there are also plenty of better ones you should look forward to. Heck, maybe "Unc-tie Fraj"* will take you to see Pirates of the Carribean 3 when we go to visit at the end of the month.